• me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
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I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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  • Movie: Theirs was a forbidden love
  • Me: They are a white heterosexual couple who on earth is "forbidding" this
  • Movie: Their in-laws maybe
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